"I'm BAD!!" (not really!)
Since mom can only seem to focus on the things that I do that are "BAD", I thought I would focus on all the GOOD things I can do. Take this photo, for instance. I am good at guarding the refrigerator. No one is going to get past me! Plus, if they open the door to the fridge I will gladly inspect any kind of food OR beverage before they decide to eat or drink it! After all, it needs to be safe, doesn't it?
- Inspecting the dishes that are left in the sink. You know, someone has to make sure they are clean! If they aren't clean, I'll gladly assist in the washing, too.
- Cleaning off the counters. Two paws up and swoosh, swoosh. WALLA! Counter clean! (mom: and now I have to clean the floor!) This also includes the kitchen table, stove, and bathroom counter. I'm helpful in any room!
- Bugging Whiskers- need I say more? He loves it when I bug him. He's my brother! (Mr. Whiskers here- yeah right- I think Sunshade, Joey, and I could send Doofus, Stinky and Lillie MONSTER on vacation together- one way ticket, right?)
- Running away when mom says "come". Especially when I'm outside.
- Playing with Kendra and Jordan's stuffed animals. (mom: yeah, remember what you did to Sponge Bob?)
- Stealing ANYTHING you have and darting off quickly.
- Eating shoes. YUM. Shoes is my FAV food group.
- Hogging the bed, couch, or floor. Did I mention hogging the bed?
- Stealing food (Mom said its nice to share).
But best of all, I am GREAT at LOVING my hoomans! All of them- mom, dad, Kendra & Jordan.
Mom took this picture of me, and if you can tell by my expression, I was in BIG trouble. I took a chip dip container out of the kitchen sink. I'd like to know what I did wrong? Those stoopid hoomans left chip dip in it. You can't waste chip dip, can you? After that, I tried to give mom a kiss but she'd have none of it- she said I was stinky like garlic.
Look at THIS picture. Do I really look like a BAD girl? Look at MY face, I am SO cute. WHO in the WorLd would get mad at that face? MOM?????????????????????
Thanks for stopping by and checking on me!
LUV,
Lillie Valentine- MUAH-
10 comments:
I just love that last pic of you Lillie! You could NEVER be bad - EVER!!!! hehehehehe
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Lillie I love you. Really. You are doing everything to be perfect. You ARE perfect. A real Airedale. Kiss, Faya
Lillie:
Tris & I are sure that you are not the definition of BAD....
Maybe your hoomuns don't realize that all those things are in the AIREDALE zone and MUST checked and rechecked for quality....So you're just doing your job - Quality Assurance......
I'd say that everything you're doing is PRETTY DARNED GOOD :)
Love,
Bogart
Lillie, how can you be bad. You're such a cutie doggie. :)
~ fufu
Hi Lillie,
Your face and expression convinced me that you have not been bad at all!!
You are really growing up to be a pretty girl!
You are such a good little helper for mum. Try running around with the tea towel when "helping" dry the dishes. Mum's love that one.
The photo of you sat on the couch is too cute.
Licks
Oscar x
Lillie, you are so selfless, you make me proud. I mean, eating the chip dip, and cleaning up food so hoomans don't have to gain weight, what more can you ask of an Aire-girl. I would do the same, it's my love to the hooman world.
ps. um... one question, HOW did you manage to get the chip dip out from the sink?? Did you jump up on the counter??
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
How can that cute face like your ever be bad.
Love
Boy n Baby
I am sooo jealous you can get to the table tops and sink! I need a ladder.
As for this one way ticket plan, I am ALL FOR IT!
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