Don't look at ME it was the DOG!

My hooman pup brother, JORDAN, has this T-SHIRT . Hmmm I wonder how that shirt got on MY pillow?!?
The shirt looks like this......
UGH! What does that say?!? Does that say what I think it says? Don't look at me it was the DOG?! How can that be? How would anyone want to blame a poor innocent dog, let alone, a baby, a PUPPY for anything?? I am completely innocent. Just take a look at the following pictures and you will see just how innocent I am!

How did that t-shirt get in the hallway??? I was just lying here, minding my OWN BUSINESS and it looks as though I've put that t-shirt there myself. NO WAY! I wouldn't do that! Here I am on my pillow, AGAIN, minding my own business.....How did that pink coat get there? I think I am being framed!Someone is really trying hard to get me into trouble.....Take for instance, this picture, here I am laying on the living room floor......Is that REALLY me, laying on top of Jordan's back pack? What? I can't believe my own eyes. There I am, laying on Jordan's back pack! Someone had to use photo shop. How can that be? Why would I want to lie on his backpack? It looks as though somehow the straps of his backpack have been put into my mouth and I am chewing on them....Yikes! Don't look at me! I am the dog and I don't do anything wrong!!! I'd really like to know HOW IN THE WORLD that got there, with those things in MY MOUTH. I tell you, I've been framed!

There should be a t-shirt that I can wear that says, Don't look at me it was the KID!! I better go.....Gotta get out of here and hide before anyone sees this....Yikes I'm in trouble now.....Anyone looking for a cute Airdale puppy? I might need a new home.

Stay tuned for the next chapter in the saga of Lillie Valentine.

Love ya!

Lillie